Santa ne zoo me sher ka pinjra khula chor diya
Officer: Tumne Sher ka pinjra lock nahi kia?
Santa: Sir itne khaufnak janwar ko kaun chori karega?

Arz hai

Ya rabba de de koi Jaan bhi agar…
wah wah,
Ya rabba de de koi Jaan bhi agar…
“Draw the circuit diagram as shown in figure”

Ek chuha sharab k drum mein gira aur mast ho k nikla aur soyi hui billi k muh pe ja k bola

“Billo Rani! O Billo Rani! Kaho to abhi jaan de du.”

Apno K Bich Zindgi
Aise jiya nahi krte
Akele rh k apno ko tdpaya nahi krte
Jo thama Hai Haath
Pyar se kisi ne apka
Use juda Rhne ki Bat Kiya Nahi Karte

1st time, Joke abt sardarni, BREAKING NEWS: All ATMs in Punjab are jammed & nt wrking. Bcoz, all sardarnies put hairpin in machine when it shows “Enter ur PIN”